“Has anyone seen my razor?”
(Photo of Mitik, a 15-week-old, 234-pound orphaned baby walrus, who is soon to take up residence at the New York Aquarium in Coney Island, Brooklyn, by the Alaska Sea Life Center via The New York Times)
An orphaned baby walrus that you really need to meet today.
Matchbox Twenty, “Parade”
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